Chris's Pre-Wedding Day Jitters

So my friend Chris got married this past weekend. Chris and I hung out the night before his wedding. We were making cocktails and listening to Mission Ecstasy by The Horrorist and Chris suggested we had some fun. But fun can sometimes go too far as you will see in the pictures below.


Okay. There's no denying that Chris is a pretty good looking guy. Here he is posing on a mirror. However, he couldn't resist sticking his nose and belly in that stuff (I am so naive I don't even know what it is!).

Chris convinced me to get in some of the pics. I'm pretty shy but I figured that these were pretty good times. Things were beginning to rock.

Oh jeeze. Sometimes we take things to the extreme. Get the f'up man!!!!!!!!!! And what's with that bald spot?

Well Chris did get up... but he didn't get far. I cancelled the taxi and called for an ambulance.

WTF? Scavengers!!!!! I mean, go back to the beach or tree or wherever it is you came from!

By the way, things worked out. Chris made it to his wedding the next day although he was 45 minutes late. He looked great and Chris and Polly make a great looking couple. I wish them all the best!!!!!!!!!