Chris's Pre-Wedding Day Jitters

So my friend Chris got married this past weekend. Chris and I hung out the night before his wedding. We were making cocktails and listening to Mission Ecstasy by The Horrorist and Chris suggested we had some fun. But fun can sometimes go too far as you will see in the pictures below.


Okay. There's no denying that Chris is a pretty good looking guy. Here he is posing on a mirror. However, he couldn't resist sticking his nose and belly in that stuff (I am so naive I don't even know what it is!).

Chris convinced me to get in some of the pics. I'm pretty shy but I figured that these were pretty good times. Things were beginning to rock.

Oh jeeze. Sometimes we take things to the extreme. Get the f'up man!!!!!!!!!! And what's with that bald spot?

Well Chris did get up... but he didn't get far. I cancelled the taxi and called for an ambulance.

WTF? Scavengers!!!!! I mean, go back to the beach or tree or wherever it is you came from!

By the way, things worked out. Chris made it to his wedding the next day although he was 45 minutes late. He looked great and Chris and Polly make a great looking couple. I wish them all the best!!!!!!!!!

I Like Big Hair

Thanks for checking out my first blog entry. I live in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada. I was a loser, boozer, and a drug abuser. I stole the TV! But now I've turned my life around and decided to focus on making everything in life beautiful and stylish, and childish.

I am using this space to showcase my favorite photos of my friends, fashions, and travel photos. For those of you who know me, you'll understand...

Can you believe these knock out babes? They were discovered walking the mean streets of Winnipeg... Corydon, Osborne, Roslyn, and Sargent. I call them The Goldie Fawns. It just goes to show that no matter where you're from it can all come together with some big curls and an avant garde stylist.

This is Susie. My friend spotted her on Sargent Ave. Next thing you know she's doing the Hussein Chalayan show. The rest is history.

OMG. Here's Kimberley. This photo was used for a magazine spread called "Trashcona". I wanted the biggest "thought-catcher" possible.

Monique wanted the biggest teased hair ever for the Heatherette S/S show in NYC. It took four stylists and three hours to achieve this look. She even looked better after the after party. We love this look and we love Heatherette.

This is Anna . No, this photo was not from a fashion shoot. When Anna's not modelling, she flies the skies as cabin crew for Air Berlin. Anna just got back from 10 days of non-stop flights around Europe. One day she plans to move back to Berlin but right now she's dating a Manitoba Moose and will likely settle down in his N. Main home.

That's it for now. Thanks for checking in! If you like what you see, come back for weekly updates.

xo Dumb Chauffeur